YAWARA! Tanko^bon 1 Volume 2 Translation Copyright 1995 by Ippon Productions (gokuu@gnu.ai.mit.edu) Title: Koi no Ude Hishigi Juuji Gatame Title: The Ude Hishigi Juuji Gatame of Love Page 27 Jig: Eei! doushita, Yawara!! Mattaku, kiai ga haittoran!! Jigoro^: Eei! What's wrong, Yawara! You're not in the mood at all!! Yaw: Da...Datte ojiichan! Udedate hyakukai ni, harabai, gyaku ebi, kata ashi tobi, etc... Yawara: But grandpa! I did 100 pushups, harabai, gyakuedi, kataashitobi, etc.... Yaw: Ageku no kate ni Randori ja, ikura watashi demo... Yawara: And in the end Free Practice, even If I could... Jig: Damarasshai!! Jigoro^: Silence!! Jig: Yawara! Chotto soko ni suwatte kore wo minasai. Jigoro^: Yawara!! Sit down there for a sec and look at this. Yaw: Mou suwattemasu. Yawara: I'm already sitting down. Yaw: ha..... Yawara: Ha..... Page 28 Jig: Nan ja, kono chara chara shita otoko no shashin wa. Jigoro^: What's with this pciture of a "chara chara" man Yaw: Ojiichan, mata atashi no heya ni hatta no ne!! Yawara: Grandpa, you went into my room again!! Jig: Sore ni, kono tegami... Jigoro^: Moreover, this letter... Jig: "Watashi wa ima Daajirin Tii ni miruku tappuri irete, oheya de kono otegami wo kaite imasu. Anata wa ima nani wo shite iru no ka naa" Jigoro^: "Right no I'm puring plenty of milk into my Darjireen Tea and writing this letter in my room." Jig: Eei! Kuri kuri to yomi tsurai moji ja!! Jigoro^: "Eei! What a round and difficult to read letter!! Yaw: Aa!! Yawara: Ah!! Yaw: Hidoi!! Hidosugiru wa!! Yawara: You're cruel!! Too Cruel!! Yaw: Ikura ojiichan demon, yatte ii koto to warui koto ga aru wa!! Yawara: Even if you are my grandpa, your good intentions being bad ones Jig: Sonna otoko ni utsutsu wo nuka shite oru kara, renshuu ni karada ga hairan no ja!! Jigoro^: Because you are engrossed with such a man, you won't have the physique needed for training!! Jig: Sono otoko to wa A made itta no ka, sore to mo B ka!? Jigoro^: Have you done A with that man, or even B!? Yaw: Sonna koto...ojiichan ni ichiichi iu hitsuyou nai wa!! Yawara: That...I don't need to tell you anything about that!! Page 29 Jig: Machinasai, Yawara!! Jigoro^: Wait, Yawara!! Jig: Ima wa sonna otoko ni kakazu rawatte iru toki de wa nakarou!! Jigoro^: Now is not the time to "kakazurawatte" with such a man Jig: Orinpikku de kin medaru wo tori, kokumin eiyo shoo wo ukereba, suteki na dansei ga onozuto muko kara yatte kuru wa!! Jigoro^: If you win the Gold medal at the Olympics and accept the National Medal of Honor, splendid men will naturally flock to you!! Yaw: Sou iu no to wa chigau wa!! Watashi wa tada... Yawara: That's not true!! I just want... Yaw: Futsuu no onna no ko to onaji you ni koi wo shitai no!! Yawara: to fall in love the same as other normal girls!! Jig: Amai!! Amai zo, Yawara!! Sonna koto de kin medaru to kokumin eiyo shoo ga toreru to omotte iru no ka!! Jigoro^: Naive!! You're so naive, Yawara!! Do you think you can win the National Medal of Honor and the Gold Medal by doing that!? Jig: Amai de omoidashita ga, cha dansu ni daifuku ga hitotsu atta na!! Jigoro^: That "amai" has made me remember, there was a great fotune in the tea cabinet!! Page 30 Sign: Musashiyama Koukou Gakuen Matsuri Sign: Musashiyama High School Campus Festival Page 31 Kaori: Suteki--, Nishikimori-san!! Kaori: You're great--Nishikimori-san!! Girl: Koukou gakuen matsuri wa Nishikimori-san no tame ni aru you na mono ne Girl: It looks like the high school campus festival is Nishikimori-san's for sure. Girl: Joniizu jimusho kara sukauto ga kiteru n desu tte Girl: It's been said that a scout from Johnny's office is coming. Girl: Sotsugyou shitara, iyo iyo debyuu ne!! Girl: When he graduates, he'll finally make his debut!! Kaori: Kya--, Kotchi mita!! Kotchi mita!! Kaori: Kya!! He looked at me!! He looked at me!! Leader: Nani ga Nishikimori ku--n da!! Leader: What's all this Nishikimori-kun crap!? Leader: Anna yatsu ni uchi no joseito wo hitorijime sarete, omaera kuyashiku nai no ka!! Leader: Aren't you guys pissed that that guy is monopolizing our school's girls!? Punk1: Ku...Kuyashii desu!! Punk1: I'm...pissed, sir!! Leader: Ore mo kuyashii!! Leader: I'm pissed too!! Page 32 Leader: Bikei ga nan da!! Leader: So what about beauty!? Leader: Otoko wa nakami da! Nakami de shobu suru n da!! Leader: A man is what is inside. We play the game with what is inside. Leader: Sore wo kangaereba, ore datte juubun utsukushii. Sou daro!? Leader: If you consider that, even I'm beautiful enough, don't you think!? Punk 2: Ha..Hai.. Punk 2: Su..Sure.. Punk 2: Pu.. Punk 2: Pu.. Leader: Tsuredase!! Leader: Get 'em outta here! Punk 2: Wa- Punk 2: Wa! Leader: Tonikaku Kinikuwan! Leader: Anyway, I don't like him. Punk 1: Yatchai mashou ka! Punk 1: Shall we do him in? Jig: Yatchae Yatchae! Jigoro^: Do it! Do it! Leader: Wa!! Leader: Wa!! Leader: Na, Nan da, kono jijii wa!! Leader: Wh..Who the hell are you, old man?! Jig: Nikkuki Nishikimori me!! Jigoro^: That destestable Nishikimori!! Page 33 Jig: Washi no magomusume mo yatsu no dokuga ni manmato katatte shimai otta. Jigoro^: He skillfully preyed on my granddaughter. Guy: Dokuga? Guy: Preyed? Leader: Hontou ka jiisan!? Leader: Really, old man!? Jig: Mada kimusume datta mago wo ayatsu wa...Muriyari nando mo nando mo... Jigoro^: He manipulated my grandchild, who was still a virgin... forcing her against her will over and over again... Leader: Ee-!? Leader: What!! Jig: Tadadease karada no yowai washi wa, sono tame ni byoujo ga akka shi... Jigoro^: In addition, due to my feeble body, my condition has worsened... Leader: Ni... Leader: Ni... Leader: Nishikimori--, Yurusen!! Leader: Nishikimori--, Unforgivable!! Kaori: Do--shita no yo, Yawara!? What's worng, Yawara!? Yaw: U...Un... Yawara: M...mm... Page 34 Kaori: Kyousou hiki hageshii n dakara sekkyokuteki ni ikanakya!! Kaori: The contest to get in the lead is intense so you've got to be agressive. Yaw: A...Atashi... Yawara: I...I... Yaw: Kyo wa yametoku... Yawara: I'll give up for today... Kaori: Yawaraa!! Kaori: Yawara!! Jig(thinking): Fuben yo noo! Jigoro^(thinking): What a pity! Jig(think): Fukusu no musume to tsukiau you na otoko wo koi shite shimatta to wa.. Jigoro^(thinking): To have loved such a guy who would go out with so many girls... Yaw: Ojiichan... Yawara: Grandpa... Page 35 Yaw: Ojiichan inai no? Yawara: Are you here, Grandpa? Yaw: Yoshi, ima ga chansu da wa!! Yawara: Alright, now's my chance!! Phonedial: Jiikoro Jiikoro Phonedial: Jiikoro Jiikoro Phone: Toruru Toruru Phone: Toruru Toruru Phone: Gacha! Phone: Gacha! Nishikimori: Hai, Nishikimori desu. Nishikimori: Hello, Nishikimori residence. Yaw: A...Ano ano... Yawara: Ah...umm umm... Yaw: Machigaemashita, gomen nasai. Yawara: Sorry, I've got the wrong number. Yaw: Ha--a! Yawara: Ha--a! Page 36 Jig: Tanomoo--!! Jigoro^: Excuse Me!! Sign: Nishikimori Sign: Nishikimori Jig: Tanomoo--!! Jigoro^: Excuse Me!! Nishi: Dare? Yobirin mo osanaide... Nishikimori: Who is it? Can't you press the door bell? Jig: De...Deta na, Fukumen Resura--!! Jigoro^: A..A masked wrestler has appeared!! Nishi: Yada na--!! Pakku da yo, Pakku!! Nishikimori: Oh come on...It's just a facial pack!! Jig: Yoku wakaran ga kikkai na!! Jigoro^: I really don't understand, but it's weird. Nishi: Tokoro de nani! Shinbun no kanyu nara okotowari da yo. Nishikimori: So what are you doing here? If it's for a newspaper subscription, forget it. Page 37 Jig: Washi ga jikijiki ni omomuita no wa hoka demo nai. Jigoro^: I came to do this in person instead of something else. Jig: Washi no mago ni te wo dasande moraitai!! Jigoro^: I want you to no get involved with my granddaughter!! Nishi: Mago? Nishikimori: Granddaughter? Nishi: Te wo dasu? Nishikimori: Get involved with her? Jig: Inokuma Yawara no koto wo ittorun ja!! Jigoro^: She's Inokuma Yawara!! Nishi: Inokuma? Saa, kitta koto nai naa! Nishikimori: Inokuma? Well, I've never heard of her. Nishi: Nani shiro kou fan ga oui to, hitoribitori no kao nante oboeterannai n da yo ne. Nishikimori: Anyway, with so many fans, I can't remember the face of every fan of mine. Jig: Na... Jigoro^: Wha... Jig: Kyouikuteki Shidou--!! Jigoro^: You need cultural guidance!! Jig: Kisama ni wa, junsui ni datta hitori no josei to renai wo matto suru to iu, keiken na kimochi wa nai no ka!! Jigoro^: You have no devotion to completely love a single woman of purity. Nishi: Muzukashii koto wa wakannai kedo jimusho ni koudou wo tsutsumette iwarete n da yo ne. Nishikimori: Because I don't understand complicated things very well, the people at the office told me to conduct myself in a modest fashion. Nishi: Boku no baai, minna no aidoru dakara...tokutei no ko to wa tsukiawanai wake. Nishikimori: In my case, I'm an Idol to everyone so,...I can't associate with any specific girl. Nishi: Ja! Nishikimori: Bye! Jig: Matei!! Jigoro^: Wait!! Page 38 Jig: Yoi ka!! Kore ijou Yawara ni te wo dasu you nara, washi no Hitsu satsu gi ga deru. Konna kudaran koto ni tsukai taku wa nai ga na [Hitsu could also be Kanara(zu). Satsu could also be Sai, Setsu or sogu] Jigoro^: Listen!! If you get involved with Yawara, you'll feel the wrath of my Satsu technique. I won't be the messenger of such a worthless thing. Jig: Oi, Kiitoru no ka!? Jigoro^: Hey, are you listening!? Nishi: Kore ageru kara kaette yo. Nishikimori: Here ya go. Jig: Na...Nan ja, kore wa!? Jigoro^: Wha..What the hell is this!? Nishi: Sain da yo. Ato kore boku no shoutsushi shin. [Shin might also be makoto] Nishikimori: My autograph. And on the back is my photograph. Jig: Kore wo dou shiro to iu no ja? Jigoro^: What am I supposed to do with this? Yaw: Ee--!? Nishikimori-san no tokoro ni itta desu ttee!? Yawara: What!? You went to Nishikimori-san's place!? Jig: Umu...Konkai wa keiku ni todometa ga anshin shiro! Shikkari kata tsukeru. Jigoro^: This time my forced warning has brough me peace of mind! This has certainly brough my work to a close. Yaw: Shi...Shinjirannai. Yawara: I...I don't believe it! Yaw: Korekara tomodachi ni narou to omotteta no yo, mou dame de wa. Yawara: I thought I could become his friend in the future, but now it's impossible. Yaw: Ojiichan no baka!! Yawara: Grandpa, you idiot!! Jig: Kore de yoi. Omae ni wa kin medaru to kokumin eiyo shou e no michi ga aru no ja. Jigoro^: This is good. You are no the path to the the Gold medal and the National Medal of Honor. Page 39 Jig: Annojou... Jigoro^: Just as I feared.. Jig: Sukoshi mo hansei no ironashi ja na. Jigoro^: He hasn't reflected upon himself in the least bit. Jig: Kore de wa itsu mata Yawara ni te wo dasan tomo kagiran. Jigoro^: Under these circumstances, how long will it be before I have to limit his ability to get involved with Yawara. Jig: Koko wa hitotsu tetteiteki ni yaito wo suete yaranyaa... Jigoro^: Here will be a good place to give him a thorough "yaito o suite" Girl: Kya--!! Girl: Kya--!! Nishi: Na...Nana...Nan da yo, kimitachi!? Nishikimori: Wha..Whawha..What do you guys want!? Page 40 Leader: Kisama! Aru onna no ko wo ii you ni moteasonda sou da na!! Leader: Bastard! We heard that you've played around with a girl!! Girls: Kya--!! Girls: Kya--!! Nishi: Mi...Minna nigenaidee, tasuketere!! Nishikimori: Gi..Girls, don't run away!! Save me!! Jig: Eei! Kono ki ni oyonde josei ni tasuke wo motomeru to wa, tokoton kusatta otoko yo!! Jigoro^: Eei! This time he asks for assitance from women!? This guy is throughly corrupted!! Nishi: Bo..Boku ga ittai nani wo shitatte iu n daa... Nishikimori: Wha..What the hell did I do? Leader: Tobokerunaa!! Leader: Like you don't know!! Leader: Ge!! Leader: Ge!! Leader: Jama suru n ja... Leader: Don't get in the way... Page 41 Jig: Yawara! Jigoro^: Yawara! Guy: Yarou!! Guy: Bitch!! Guy: Hi!! Guy: Hi!! Guy: Gya!! Guy: Gya!! Guy: Gyaaa!! Guy: Gyaaa!! Jig: Kimattaa!! Migoto na ude hishigi juuji katame ja!! Jigoro^: It's been settled. What a beautiful "Ude-Hishigi-Juji-Katame"!! Jig: Hayaku maitta wo seneba yatsu no ude wa dakkyuu shite shimau!! Jigoro^: If he hadn't been defeated so quickly, this guy's arm would have been dislocated!! Guy: Ma...Ma... Guy: I...I... Guy: Maitta..... Guy: I give..... Page 43 Jig(think): Wakatta ka, Yawara!! Jigoro^(think): Now you understand, Yawara!! Jig(think): Sore ga soitsu no shoutai da. Sonna otoko, ippatsu bun nagete yare!! Jigoro^(think): That's that guy's true colors. Such a guy should be thrown away!! Yaw: Nishikimori-san...... Yawara: Nishikimori-san...... Yaw: Nani ka attara watashi wo yonde ne Yawara: If something happens, please call on me. Yaw: Watashi ga mamotte akeru!! Yawara: I will protect you!! Yaw: Sorekara to iu mono Yawara: Since that time... Page 44 Yaw: Nishikimori-san wa watashi wo miru to... Yawara: When Nishikimori-san see's me... Yaw: Obieta you ni nigete ikimasu. Yawara: He runs away like he's afraid of me. Yaw: Nido to... Yawara: I will... Yaw: Nido to juudou nanka yaranai kara!! Yawara: I will never do judo again!! Jig(think): Kore de yoi! Kore de yoi no ja Yawara!! Jigoro^(think): This is good! This is very good, Yawara!! Jig(think): Omae ni wa kin medaru to kokumin eiyo shou e no michi shikanai no ja!! Jigoro^(think): You're paving the road to the Gold medal and the National Medal of Honor!! Tsuzuku