Hello, this is the kunedog after having a screwed up weekend as usual. Last night, the Manga god came up to my bed (seriously, I'm no Jimmy Swaggert, I swear to God) and said "kunedog, you must translate some manga." Although I was sorta upset, I woke up at three in the morning, and managed to translate a chapter of a manga. But the Manga god didn't tell me what to translate, so I just did something I picked at random.... so here goes... Oh, by the way, this is a skipshod work, and I did it in an hour or less. You can do anything you want with it (send it to ftps, post it to other newsgroups, use it as a joke to send to Rikiya Asano... ANYTHING.) as long as I don't get in trouble. (Remove my .sig, remove all evidence it was done by the kunedog) If you find any typos, grammatical mistakes, and the rest of the shit, e-mail me where I should correct. So, once again, here goes.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Uchi Ni Oideyo Come On A My House! Hidenori Hara Young Sunday Comics A (very) crude introducion of characters... Aya - The chick, a pianist Mikio - The guy, a student at Waseda (ugh!) University. A camera dude (not mentioned yet) Vol.1 Chapter 1 Come On A My House! p.3 [charanporan] [it's the name of the bar, means sloppy, in Japanese] p.4 [Chapter 1 Come On A My House!] p.7 Aya - Nm. (getting up) p.8 Aya - Er... Mikio - Mmmm.. (mumbling, still in sleep) p.9 [goooooooo] (boiling water) Aya - I surely didn't imagine sleeping with him... [pasha] (washing face) [gara gara] (gargling) [puuu] (spitting out water) Aya - (I've always thought he worked there part time...) [flashback in bakground] voices - Mikio, this one's done. Where's my beer? Mikio, I'd like a set of mixed nuts. Aya - (He was a customer... a college student.) p.10 Mikio - [Nmmmmm...] (waking up) Aya - (oh) You're awake? Aya - I'll make some coffee. Mikio - Er... yes.... Aya - We drank too much yesterday... Mikio - Er... yes.... Mikio - (Oh yeah...... I slept over at her house....) p.11 [goso goso] [goso goso] (putting on underwear) p.12 Mikio - (Hmmm....it's a lot different from my room.) Mikio - (I guess it is a girl's room, after all.) [the poster on the ceiling is a poster of the movie Rainman.] Aya - Why are you looking around? Mikio - (Heh?) Er... nothing... Mikio - "Rainman".... I guess you're a Tom Cruise fan... (goes after handsome men, I bet) Aya - No. Dustin Hoffman. Mikio - Dustin.. Hoffman.. Mikio - Yeah, Hoffman. Aya - (yes, yes) Mikio - Yeah, I like his acting style is cool. (I won against that guy!) p.13 Aya - I became a fan after watching "The Midnight Carboy." Also, I liked "The President's Conspiracy," "The Graduate," "Kramer vs. Kramer." [I'm not sure about the first two movie titles.. somebody please correct them if I've got'em wrong. (which I probably have.) Mikio - Oh...yeah? (I..I dunno...I only know "Tootsie.") Aya - Rainy Blues was also pretty good... [again, please check out the title...] Mikio - (On to another topic...) (Hey!) Mikio -Yo, that's a keyboard you got there. I guess you practive with that. Aya - Er... yes, I do. Mikio - Hey that's great. Hey, can you play something? Aya - Huh? Oh...OK.. Aya - There's this piece called the Hanon Exericses [again please, look it up.] and I don't feel well if I don't play it every morning. Mikio - Hmmmm... Hanon Exercises. Let me listen to it. Aya - It's not a very interesting piece. Mikio -It's all right... Let me listen to it.... p.14 Mikio - (Hooooly shit! this is real boring!) Mikio - (Er... I guess it's all right..) p.15 Mikio - Er... you got work now? Aya - Yes. Mikio - Till when? School's only till four, so after that, we might go out somewhere... Aya - Sorry... I have to teach in electron classes until six 'o clock today. Aya - After that, I have to play the piano at H Hotel..... Mikio - Oh... Aya - I'm real sorry.. Mikio - No problem... [Asagaya Station] p.16 Aya - So long.... Mikio - Er..mom? Yeah...I slept over at Araki's last night...Oh, somone called? OK, bye... [gachan] (hanging up) Mikio - So... What should I do now? (Ain't much going to college from now...) [guuuuuuu] (hunger pangs) p.17 [Charanporan] Mikio - 'ullo. "Master" - (Hm?) "Master" - Oh...It's you...mikio. Hey, thanks for helping out last night. (gosh, you're so early) Mikio - Hey, by the way, I'm hungry.. Can you cook something for me? "Master" - Hungry? Make something by yourself. Mikio - Hey, I'm the customer! "Master" - This place's not open yet. Mikio - (Heh. What sort of a place is this? p.18 "Master" - Want some coffee? Mikio - Yeah, thanks. "Master" - What did you do last night? Mikio - What are you talking about? "Master" - You took Aya-chan home last night? Mikio - Er.. yes. Took her up to her apartment, and from there I took a taxi back home. "Master" - Hmm... You got some cash... Mikio - Always have that much. "Master" - But then, why are you fooling around here in Asagaya at this time of the day. if you went back to Seijoh? Mikio - Er,, nothing... I don't have anything to do. [He he] p.19 Mikio - (I slept over.) [some old song.... dude, someone translate it.] Mikio - What's that song? "Master" - It's an ooold song kids won't know. Mikio - And who's the kid? p.20 [Nakano Station] [Hayama Electron/Piano Classes] Aya - OK. That's it for today. Be careful of the cars. Kids - Bye! Goodbye, teacher. [wai wai] [gaya gaya] (children going home etc.) p.21 [Charanporan] "Master" - Hey, you can go home if you want. Mikio - Wait till I finish washing this plate..... "Master" - But you've been washing the same plate over and over again. "Master" - She's not gonna come today. She rarely comes when she goes to play the piano... Mikio - I'm not waiting... for her.. "Master" - (Then go home!) p.22 Mikio - OK... we'll I'm going home. "Master" - Oh. See ya later. [patan] (door closing) [ban] (door opening) "Master" - What's going on? [kiii] (door opening) Aya - Hi. (How've you been doing, "Master"?) Mikio - Hi! Aya - (oh) (well) p.23 Mikio - What would you like? Aya - Er... Beer. Mikio - OK. Beer. "Master" - I thought you were going home. [batan] (closing door) Mikio - Shiiiiit! Just you remember, "Master" ! Mikio - (.....) Mikio - (sigh) Mikio - Oh well, I guess I can't help it. By the way, mom'll be pissed if I'm not back two nights in a row... Mikio - I can see her when I go there again... [kotsu x 4] (footsteps) p.24 Aya - (ha) (ha) (panting) Mikio - ! Aya - You're going to the station, right? I'll go along with you... Mikio - Er.. oh.. Thank you. Aya - So... see you later... Mikio - Oh..yeah.. Mikio - Er... mikio - Do they have it in the rental shops? Aya - Huh? p.25 Mikio - The moving you were talking about in the morning.. Dustin Hoffman's "Midnight something"? Aya - Carboy? Mikio - I'd like to see it sometime... In fact, I only know "Tootsie".... Aya - (kusu) (kusu) (chuckling) Aya - I have one that's dubbed. Aya - You can borrow it next time. Mikio - (Oh.) Mikio - Yes... Mikio - See you next time. Aya - Yes... p.26 Aya - Hey.... Aya - How about... Aya - Watching it... Aya - now.... p.27 Aya - Come on a my house.... Mikio - Yeah.... END Chapter 1. a (crude) translation by the kunedog, 1992. No rights reserved....(@_@) not by The kunedog (s92458km@sfc.keio.ac.jp) not of Freshman, Keio Univ. SFC. and not from Faculty of Policy Management