5 x 4P #2: How About Another Cup? 5 x 4P's known as much for pranks as for its coffee. p1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- NARRATOR Just right // Men who enter here think so…… // They really can't stand shops that set their air-condition too high. MAN Coffee please! Make it as strong as you like. // NARRATOR And the sound of a metal bat hitting the ball makes one remember the season that's forgotten outside. p2 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- NARRATOR Men like this shop. // Including it's perchance for pranks. // MASTER You know her? // MAN Used to... // We once met it a dream so sugar sweet...... // MASTER Mister, this isn't that kind of comic book. // NERDY GUY Excuse me, I need to use to washroom. p3 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMAN You've probably figured it out, but I'd suggest you better not talk too much. // MAN Now who's that stupid face? // WOMAN He might look stupid, but he's the only son of a millionaire. Besides, his old man's not going to last more than two years. I'll be marrying the idiot next month. MAN Really? Can't he tell what you're up to? // WOMAN You think an idiot like that would? // Take it and stuff it in your mouth. I'll invite you to the wedding. MAN Forget it! If you're inviting every man you've known, you'll need the Tokyo Dome . // [PHONE RINGS] // MASTER Hello? 5x4P. p4 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- MASTER Excuse me. // Mr Shirai! Mr Shirai! If you're here, there's a call for you. // MAN A shop this small doesn't need a mike, don't you think so? MASTER No, sometimesthe timing might be bad, like when they're in the toilet for instance. // This way, even if the customer is in the toilet he can still hear me, since I've installed speakers there. // Oh, by the way! The mike was on all this while. // COMMENTATOR {SOUND OF A HIT] He hits it REAL hard!! -- END --