Here is my translation of volume 5 part 7 of the Ranma 1/2 manga. Episode 5 of "Ranma 1/2 Nettouhen" was based on this story.. Hitoshi Doi, Japanese ULTRIX Engineering doi@jrdvax.enet.dec.com Japan Research and Development Center decwrl!jrdvax.enet!doi Ranma 1/2 manga vol. 5 part 7 ----------------------------- English translation done by Hitoshi Doi, 1989/11/26 p 102 g-grandma I did a little something to son's body. He'll come begging to marry you pretty soon. p 103 Shampoo Niihao! Akane Shampoo. Shampoo Hurry up and ask my great grandma for permission to marry me. Ranma Tell that old woman. Ranma That I'm perfectly fine. p 104 g-grandma I wonder how long that'll last!? Shampoo Great grandma. g-grandma See you later! Ranma I'll never see you again, you.. Ranma Monster old woman! guys What!? p 105 p 106 Moose Shampoo. guys He's alive. p 107 Moose Shampoo! Ranma Who's Shampoo! Moose Who are you! p 108 Moose Shampoo. Ranma Who's Shampoo. Akane Who are you. Moose I'm Moose. I'm the one who will be Shampoo's husband. Shampoo What are you saying. We are just childhood friends. p 109 g-grandma Moose, you lost to Shampoo a long time ago. Ranma Old woman. Moose That was.. Moose When I was three! g-grandma Even if you're only three, a rule is a rule! g-grandma It's already decided that this guy will be Shampoo's husband. Ranma I didn't agree to that. Akane's father Ranma is Akane's fiancee! Akane Father.. p 110 Moose You.. you have a fiancee and still.. Ranma Hey! Moose You're an enemy of all women! Ranma Listen to my story.. Moose Mii chii bai nyao chuan! Ranma Ku! p 111 guys Ranma got beaten!? Akane Swan technique..? guys I couldn't see his hands! Akane He's hiding weapons inside his clothes! Ranma You asshole! Shampoo Ranma. Shampoo Be careful. Moose is a master of hidden weapons. Moose That's right. p 112 Moose Just like the floating swans that never show their legs under the water.. Moose My hands, Moose Are invisible! Ranma Quit kidding around! p 113 guys I wouldn't want to be hit by that. guys I wouldn't either. Ranma I won't forgive you! Moose You wanna fight. Moose Promise me! If I win.. g-grandma I won't give you Shampoo. p 114 Moose I'll take your girl! Akane Wait.. Ranma That's great! I'll accept your challenge! Akane Ranma! Moose A man to man promise! g-grandma A man to man promise. I heard it. p 115 Akane What are they thinking, making such promises. Kasumi There's no way Ranma will lose. Ranma Hot! Akane, Kasumi What? Ranma Water! Water! Kasumi The bath is boiling? Kasumi It's almost too cool. Ranma But it's so hot.. p 116 g-grandma You can't touch hot water ever again. Ranma Old woman. g-grandma At that time when I hit you, I gave you the cat's tongue hit. g-grandma If you want to return to a man, be Shampoo's husband. Ranma No way. Akane And, what are you going to do about your man to man promise?