Translation of Ranma 1/2 
Translated for Banzai! by D. Condie
E-mail: dcondie@bix.com

Sudenly Hated!!

Shampoo: Nihow Ramna !
Akane: Shampoo
Shampoo: Aren't you glad to meet me Ranma?
Ranma: I'm not haffy aa aall
Guy1: Ranma's got a lot of girls doesn't he ?
Guy2: I wish I could trade places with him.
Girl1: It must be horrible, right Akane?
Akane: Not really
Narrator: Thus the day started off normally
Shampoo: I'm back great-granny
Granny: Welcome home Shampoo
Shampoo: Wow, those are pretty accessories
Granny: I used them when I was a girl
Granny: Take whichever one you want.
Shampoo: Oh Joy!
Shampoo: Hmmm?
Shampoo: What's in this box
Shampoo: It's locked
Shampoo: It's a broach
Narrator: The next day
Ranma: We're late
Ranma: Ummmphhh
Ranma: It's you Shampoo, watch where you're going.
Akane: Ranma, I go on ahead.
Akane: I'm sick of this going on day after day.
Shampoo: What you doing under my feet
Ranma: Hey...
Shampoo: If there's nothing else...
Shampoo: Get out of my sight!!!
Akane: Hmmm?
Akane: Ranma...What happened with you and Shampoo
Ranma: Well...
Akane: You refused a date with her
Ranma: Well, Shampoo...
Ranma: isn't like you to get mad over something like that.
Akane: When'd I ever ask you for a date.
Person in the building: Bye' bye.
Guy: Shampoo-chan
Guy2: Three ramens please.
Ranma: Hi Shampoo.
Ranma: Hey
Shampoo: I'm busy right now.
Ranma: Why're you mad ?
Shampoo: I don't know.
Ranma: So why are you acting like this?
Shampoo: Fresh!!!
Guy1: Shampoo's really pissed off at Ranma
Guy2: She usually hangs all over him.
Ranma: What was that cold stare ?
Moose: Cold?
Moose: That's the coldest I've ever seen her.
Ranma: Moose
Moose: I've been subjected to her cold stares since I was  a kid
Moose: I know more about her cold stares than anyone.
Moose: She hates you 100 times
Moose: No, 120 times more than she hates me.
Ranma: Huh?
Ranma: Why ?
Guys: Ranma I think you should really think about this.
Girls: He must have done something horrible to Shampoo.
Ranma: Where...Where'd you come from ?
Guy1: We were so shocked
Guy2: that we accidently called everybody from the class over without thinking about it.
Ranma: Don't you have anything better to do than get in the way !?
Akane: Granny, What do you think is wrong ?
Granny: Well...
Granny: Who'd've thought that Shampoo would have come to hate Mr. Husband so much?
Granny: Hmmm?
Granny: The broach that Shampoo has on...
Granny: is the secret treasure of the reversing jewel.
Granny: The resersing jewel has the power to control human feelings.
Sign: Correct Position (Happy Face)
Granny: When it's put on right side up it makes love grow stronger.
Granny: But when it's upside down it changes love to hate.
Sign: Upside Down(Frown)
Granny: I did it this time, I never thought she'd get it.
Akane: ?
Akane: You don't look very happy Ranma.
Akane: I bet Shampoo gave you a big shock
Ranma: Humph, Why ?
Ranma: Well, I've been pretty cold to Shampoo up until now.
Ranma: I guess it's only natural she'd hate me.
Tendou/Nabiki: Ranma's gotten dumped by Shampoo !?
Ranma: Gong !
Akane: What was that "GONG"
Ranma: Huh?
Ranma: Am I in shock over this ?
Ranma: It couldn't be.
Shampoo: Why'd you call me here?
Ranma: Even if there isn't anything I can do to keep you from hating me.
Ranma: At least tell me why !!
Ranma: Well never come to an understanding if this keeps up.
Ranma: Hmm?
Ranma:L Hmm?
Shampoo: WAHHHHH!!!
Shampoo: I hate you because I hate you!
Shampoo: Never show yourself to me again.
Shampoo: Understood ?  Stinking male!!!
Ranma: Stinking male ?
Ranma: How'd it get this far ?
Granny: Yep, that's the incredible revising jewel.
Granny: but this could be a stroke of good luck.
Granny: If you chase after someone they'll run away,
Granny: But if you run they'll chase after you. That just human nature.
Ranma: This isn't fair.
Ranma: Remember this Shampoo,
Ranma: If it takes everything I've got I'll make you like me again.
Kasumi: That's some battle cry.